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今天洗头了，超过了全国99%的女生。

Today, I washed my hair, more than 99% of the girls in the country.

你应该不是心情不好，你只是行情不好。

You should not be in a bad mood, you just have a bad market.

我会一直保持单身，其实只想证明没有人能配得上我。

I will always be single, just to prove that no one is worthy of me.

其实我早就对你心动了，但是干饭还是要紧的，所以嘴一直没有空对你说。

In fact, Ive been attracted to you for a long time, but dry food is still important, so I have no time to tell you.

你沦陷什么沦陷，难道我长得像沼泽吗？

What do you fall into? Do I look like a swamp?

其实突然好想谈恋爱吧，想想算了吧，还是先把这波兵线推过去再说。

In fact, all of a sudden I really want to fall in love. Lets just think about it. Lets push the line first.

拿的出手的才叫前任，所以我一直都没有谈过恋爱。

The one who takes the hand is the ex, so I have never been in love.

跟我对象分手了，他竟然不相信我是迪迦。

I broke up with my partner and he didnt believe I was Dega.

我的湖南女朋友真的太小气了，让他给我表演个赶尸，他都不愿意。

My Hunan girlfriend is so mean that he doesnt want to show me a corpse.

下次谈恋爱先给我交几百块钱押金吧，我怕你骗我感情。

Next time you fall in love, give me a deposit of several hundred yuan. Im afraid youll cheat me.

你这辈子有没有为一个人下载过并夕夕？

Have you ever downloaded it for someone in your life?

就因为他的一句不喜欢小偷，所以我放弃了半个中国的电瓶。

Because he didnt like thieves, so I gave up half a Chinese battery.

打工真的好累呦，但是我不能哭，因为骑电动车的时候，擦眼泪是不安全的。

Its really tiring to work, but I cant cry because its not safe to wipe my tears when Im riding an electric car.